Humorous story: the tragic news of beautiful lips

My wife is very beautiful. Her lips are more beautiful. Who knew that the cursed words from those lips were extremely ugly. She works at the station, think about who she comes into contact with every day. Sometimes, she scolded me for something, and she didn't let go of her hatred when she scolded me. She walked up to the balcony, facing the huge community garden below, which was a pedestrian street, and she scolded my brother loudly. When I got angry with scolding, I also scolded my parents and ancestors who had already passed away. The general idea is how my ancestors raised such a turtle son like me. At this time, I always grit my teeth. I have told my son several times that if *** remarries, a craftsman or a driver, I guarantee that she will be beaten and hospitalized several times a year because of her curse words. The son said, then you beat your mother too, I can't stand it anymore. I said, impossible! Because my father is a man of culture and a humorist. So my colleagues laughed at me. I may be able to speak convincingly about such a big man, but I will never be able to take down my little wife. There is no way. That is. Whenever she got offended, she would scold my parents and ancestors indiscriminately, and she would rush to the balcony and scold the people below! Three years later, this year's Ching Ming Festival. In front of her mother's grave on a hill more than ten miles outside the city. She got into an argument with her brother's girlfriend. She was used to scolding me, so she started scolding that woman. Later, I learned about the intensity of her swearing. To be honest, it was many times lighter than my parents who scolded me. But when her younger brother heard her scolding his girlfriend, he, who was in love soon after the divorce, rushed up, punched her in the mud field, then rode on her body, tore her mouth, and slapped her. Her older sister had long been angry with her happy life, and she became angry for a while, shouting, I will teach you, an unfilial bastard, on behalf of my mother. Her sister also tore her mouth, slapped her face, and kicked her heart six times. In the 40 years since his wife was born, she had never been beaten so badly, so she jumped into the weir pond in anger. Now, I'm talking about the present. Of course the wife was saved. I felt wronged for my wife, and asked the police station and the court to settle the matter between her and her brother and sister. Now, we're sitting on the couch talking to her about it. Of course, I will always stand by her side, but I also summed up the lessons of this incident for her. I said, with this result, you got the best result if you were beaten by someone from your own family. She asked angrily, why? I said, you scolding mouth, scolding my parents and ancestors, I can't do anything against you. If you scold outsiders and people tear your mouth up, it's not just a matter of scars, it may be that your swearing and vicious mouth will be torn to the size of three or four mouths. That was the worst. If your brother and your sister tear your mouth apart, the effect is the best. why? At least they're just scratching your mouth, not tearing it into several big pieces. The wife laughed. I said, evil will be rewarded with evil. I said earlier that if you scold my parents, there will be retribution. It's just that I didn't expect that there would be so much interest in this retribution. She said, what interest? I said, your younger brother and your older sister are just doing it for you. Interest, that's themPressing you to the field, slapping you, kicking you, jumping into the weir pond and then jumping down to save you, your elder brother punched you out of unconsciousness.

Humorous story: the tragic news of beautiful lips

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